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Hug Demotivational Poster


WORLD RECORD PIZZA -




HUG? - Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower...


TAGS: hug bunny lawnmower
Rating: 3.8/5

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Kate - May 11, 2009, 7:55 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWw....haha...cute bunny and hilarious poster!!
thehattinninja - March 10, 2009, 5:02 pm
the bunny was hiding the cadbury eggs, hence why i used the lawnmower.
Sean - February 10, 2009, 6:24 pm
Brutally funny. 5 sick poodles from me.


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: okay hug me tight
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - October 15, 2011, 4:02 pm

5weet. be sure this makes it to moti-twist as well.


THE GREEN THING -


TAGS: earth huggers
Rating: 4.86/5

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Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:15 pm
I'm 39, and I remember a LOT of what's on this. As for the taxi service from mom&dad-haha-I walked from one side of town to the other many times:'I'm walking if you don't take me!' reply:"FINE. NO ONE is stopping you!" sigh...


KIDS -


TAGS: one huge mess to clean
Rating: 4.12/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:26 am
Ah, I do feel this person's pain--- 5 extra strenght advils for you!
Barry6Entai - May 3, 2011, 10:28 pm
I hear those stains come right out with the blood of three year olds.


A HUG - Is just a strangle you haven't finished yet.


TAGS: hug bear
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:21 pm
lol
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:40 am
I second that!
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 2:22 am
5neaky.. Nice first effort


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: perspective hug falling
Rating: 4.29/5

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ReRac - May 18, 2011, 6:40 pm
HAHA< even tho that is not "me when drunk" I will when I get a chance. Thanks!
Reality Lord - May 18, 2011, 7:40 am

nice....post this to "whileiwasdrunk.com"
CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:18 am
HAHA! Nice...


OK MISS...... - get your hands up, but first... take off your top!!!




THESE ARE GANGSTERS -


TAGS: gangsters businessmen not the thug life
Rating: 4.4/5

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Produceman117 - March 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
Nicely done, Sickartist. 5Ls.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:46 pm
ACTUALLY those are actors that played gangsters - pretty much wimps ALL.
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:24 am
They may be gangsters, but I happen to be gangsta. Yo.
Woodywood03a - March 19, 2010, 1:45 am
lol
Dude 4515 - March 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Deniro's such a gangster, he's TWO gangsters!
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 1:43 pm
What? BLASPHEMY!! Lower left corner isn't an actor...p.s. 5L


AWWW - he just wants a hug




TO FORGIVE -


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Rick69

BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm

real real nice


GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?


TAGS: gang signs idiots thugs wannabe
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
West-side arthritics, yo!


NERDS -


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of sex most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are sexier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex


ARMS FOR WAR -


TAGS: arm war perfect riot hug
Rating: 4.26/5

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Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:24 am
Awww....
derk91 - February 26, 2012, 6:23 pm
wow... a demotivational poster on Motifake that is slightly motivational. 0_O
Rick69 - February 21, 2012, 5:52 pm
Perhaps, but that camera on the right definitely does not know that there is a thing called "zooming" when trying to record something closely but out of q riot officer's arm's length. . . !
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 9:59 pm
CIA and the police? is this kid a terrorist? :P
Nissta - February 18, 2012, 7:00 pm
They ain't grenades they're rubber bullets. So if they are rubber bullets THIS must be a 10cc song!!!!
gas - February 15, 2012, 10:05 pm
lol, didn't see it first time
krazyivanthedivine - February 15, 2012, 10:05 pm
The cop is not pleased...
crankyhead - February 15, 2012, 9:59 pm
I think the guy in the second row needs a few more grenades.


CAT LOVE - I missed you too.




HUG ME, AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME, SO I CAN GET MY... -


TAGS: life hug simple lesson love
Rating: 4.25/5

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Valymar - March 6, 2012, 7:05 am
Love this :)


EITHER A TINY WOMAN - Or a big pussy ....


TAGS: huge cat woman
Rating: 4.38/5
Me_ - January 7, 2010, 11:54 am
She could be a tiny woman with a big pussy.
Cloudchaser - January 7, 2010, 8:35 am
That's Verismo Leonetti Reserve Red, the world's longest cat, so yeah, that's a big pussy 2nd paragraph http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon#Breed_description


CONFLICTED -


TAGS: leave stay love hugs removed
Rating: 4.78/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:28 pm
maybe she just needs a hug...
Airman - August 29, 2011, 12:44 pm
I have a friend who came home from a trip to an engraved message similar to this
mariand - August 28, 2011, 5:16 pm
...and you won't have to read beyond word5


PROVERB - Happiness is an unexpected hug.




HUMAN NATURE -


TAGS: love hugs kisses hate
Rating: 4.42/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 26, 2013, 6:06 pm
Lord give me love, give me hate, give me joy, and give me tear. You're all a part of me now, and if I fall, you're all a part of me now.
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 12:54 am
Thanks! I've been trying to get back up to speed.
spacedog - July 19, 2010, 12:51 am
Beautiful poster Aggy, 5L.
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:16 pm

hooker heels still OK?
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:12 pm
And rerun... if I told you once, I told you a thousand times... forego the shaving, and get something other than fishnets!
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:11 pm
Not the wrong brand, Pzy... just the wrong size.
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:10 pm

I have one of those 5 blade jobs, cost a ortune...however stubble causes thigh rash.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:09 pm
was that the wrong brand?
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:01 pm
So, it was someone else who bought me that Bic disposable razor?
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:00 pm
WOW.... was that ever an "on the records" comment.
rerun - July 15, 2010, 8:59 pm

I am married, I no longer have sex
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
You never hug after sex, anyhow!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 8:49 pm

I ain't hugging you....what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.....that is all I am going to say (for now)
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 8:26 pm
kinda heartwarming
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:20 pm
LOL Cubby!!! I'm just saying that it wouldn't hurt to hug me when you come home!
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:19 pm
LEt's keep in mind that I'm only on my 3rd.
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:17 pm
What a kind message Aggy, are you feeling OK? 5 confused li...ummm poodles


WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ? - That is one huge crack !!!


TAGS: one huge crack
Rating: 4.4/5

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Feasibly - May 24, 2011, 6:16 pm
Looks pretty high to me.
LikeNoOther - May 24, 2011, 5:52 pm
Is she on high heals ?!


MAN HUG - The manliest of all hugs.




WHAT A SIGHT! - So many different spices!


TAGS: woman with huge tits
Rating: 2.82/5

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GySgt1811 - September 8, 2009, 3:26 pm
Looks like the Morrison
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 5:10 pm
Hey whizz, nice huge pair of pillows that gal got there. Oh yeah, and also... what kind of water is she drinking?
culos - September 7, 2009, 4:25 pm
Nice tartan, anyone knows which clan she belongs to?


A HUG. - For when you want to say something that cheers someone up, but can't explain it.


TAGS: say explain hug cheer sweet
Rating: 2.75/5

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Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 6:32 pm
(y)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:22 pm
Negative comments are more important to improve IMO. But I never want to harm anybody. Just hints and just my opinion. You're right, my start was suboptimal. BUT I tried hard to improve and had never any quarreling. In fact, I'm a misinterpreted angel! :D
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm
I have never had a hard time taking criticism. (from those qualified to hand it out) All I'm saying is that you make a lot of negative comments for someone who never took them well. Think back to when you first joined, you know what I mean.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 9:41 am
I didn't dish out, just gave some hints. Benlulz got it right. And I never hated criticism. I just didn't like your diss, specially because you're one of those who can't take criticism very much. Don't take my comments literally if there is a wink. -> ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 8:40 am
If everything that "didn't fit that much to Motifake" was rejected there would only be a couple thousand posters here. You hated criticism when you started here forseti, why do you dish so much out now?
forseti - September 22, 2010, 8:11 am
we're all here for fun, so enjoy. some posters may not work with the audience so if you upload them you probably get some bad votings sooner or later. not giving a shit on this is the first step to become a regular I guess. So go on! :D
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 7:39 am
no prob man ^^ i just like the way you can make posters and since i had some inspiration i just created it :)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 6:41 am
as it was approved, it's okand at least not your fault!! ;) As I said, I like it, but it doesn't fit that much to moti_fake_. Just my opinion, nothing personal! ;)
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
>_
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
Oh, didn't know it HAD to be demo. or funny, >_
forseti - September 21, 2010, 6:06 pm
that's nice, but not demotivational or funny. wrong domain?!? ;)


TREE HUGGER - A whole new spin on the term. Go get her big guy!


TAGS: tree sex hugs
Rating: 4.98/5

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THUG LIFE - Imma ride till i die.


TAGS: thug white tupac westide gangsta
Rating: 3.33/5

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djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:14 am
I know some kids who are gonna want a pic like that!!! They love costumes and tattoos! xx
ughomer - April 9, 2012, 6:22 pm
YENER ~ Good first poster.


BIG GUNS -




CWTCH - Being in love with you makes me crazy, Luckily your hugs cure my insanity. I love you.


TAGS: i am so crazy hug
Rating: 3.89/5

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Cobra24 - November 14, 2013, 12:47 pm
Your cute contact me at yahoo


HOLDING A WOMEN - Will block your screen, and maybe result in character death.


TAGS: women hugs death video games 4chan
Rating: 2.48/5

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thetrashheap - July 7, 2009, 2:50 pm
Poster Fail!
wtf - July 7, 2009, 2:47 pm
Grammar FAIL!


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: langston hughes nailed it
Rating: 4.29/5

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AudioStalker - March 20, 2010, 6:36 pm
This has so much truth in it...
Sean - January 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
Love it. Excellent. Too bad voting five on it would take too much ef
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 3:22 am
aint it the truth tho
Derek - January 19, 2010, 3:29 pm
An observed phenomenon. Super depressed of people are less likely to commit suicide than very depressed people.
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 10:21 am
Excellent 5L


HEALING TOUCH -


TAGS: tree huggers to respect women proud parents ain t life grand
Rating: 3.48/5

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shyoru - May 2, 2011, 9:03 pm
lol, i know this tree, in fact i've climbed to the top, its in calafornia.


PHARMACIST'S CAN COZY - Priceless


TAGS: hugh jass
Rating: 4.82/5

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Doggit - March 8, 2013, 4:04 pm
I think I've meant Mr Jass.
Silverheart - March 7, 2013, 12:57 pm

I wonder if my HMO covers this...


HOW FOOLISH - To spend youth chasing after wealth And then spend wealth chasing after youth.


TAGS: hugh hefner
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 9, 2014, 7:18 pm
When you're that old and that wealthy and you can hire any amount of young women to your mansion but other basic motor functions don't work . . . yeah, I'd be sad too, hahaha (bursts into tears)
forseti - January 8, 2013, 2:38 am
great example for a win-win-situation imo...
Rudedog - January 5, 2013, 6:59 pm
Bow down to the greatness of Hugh
Botts750 - January 5, 2013, 11:32 am
Actually, he looks like the turtle that caught the hare...
ughomer - January 5, 2013, 11:31 am
"Surely, Hugh must be kidding?" "Don't call me Shirley!!"
GaryO - January 5, 2013, 11:16 am
He does look really sad, doesn’t he……………


YOU MIGHT THINK LOVE LASTS FOREVER - but death lasts even longer until our hugs turn to dust




HUGS -


TAGS: hug love care heart tits
Rating: 4.47/5

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SiliconMage - March 29, 2010, 11:00 pm
One of the best motifakes on the site. 5/5
spacedog - March 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Superb!
Jmac0585 - March 25, 2010, 5:42 pm
TOC is correct. If you are unfamiliar with "tags" use this as a manual.
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:40 pm
I think I put 5L, can't see from the tears
Cubbybear - March 25, 2010, 10:00 am
Why do I see a CUBBY joke in this pic? 5/5 for cuteness. You old softie
thatonechick - March 25, 2010, 9:51 am
Love the tags. xD
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 9:48 am
And no training is required. 5L!!!


VALENTINE'S DAY -


TAGS: valentine s day nothing says i love you like an oral hug
Rating: 4.33/5

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mapledoor - February 18, 2010, 11:01 pm
Fucking Chemistry
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:49 am
This must be that nifty Human Element "Hu", that DOW keeps talking about.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:47 am
LOL!


BLIND DATE - It will only take you so far.




WAIT A MINUTE! - You put a bun on it! I’m on the Atkins Diet! What are you trying to do, make me fat?


TAGS: huge burger
Rating: 3.4/5

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MO - March 17, 2010, 12:15 pm
Damn it! I got the urge now!


HUGGY OBAMA - The Chitown Hustler




IT MAY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HUGGING - And you may think it's cute; but actually, they're about to rip each other's heads off.




BEFORE BECOMING A DOCTOR - Gregory House used to kidnap small defenseless dalmation puppies. (That jerk.)




GANGSTER - Only thugs have pink bandannas, Kitty ears, and a fluffy panda in their room.




AFFECTION -


TAGS: creepy hugs
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2014, 5:38 pm

Sorry, Sho!~~I'm sure anything you'd have done would've been head-and-shoulders above mine.
Sho - May 5, 2014, 10:19 pm
Aw you used this pic b4 me. 5L!


Hug -


TAGS: hug everyone dig hole
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - April 1, 2014, 6:21 pm
Very Good 5 Underground L's


MOTHER NATURE SAYS - make Love, Not War.




ELVES -




B-36 -


TAGS: airman tribute huge bastiche cold war iceman
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - March 26, 2012, 2:22 pm
I never saw this.. nice Ice
MPsniper - December 4, 2011, 8:31 pm
the odd growling this aircraft produced.... was the sound of... FREEDOM


GREAT MOTHERS - Proper technique, as demonstrated by momma bear to a cold and lonely husky.


TAGS: mothers bears dogs love hugs
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:39 pm
... who just pissed himself. 5L


MIKE - Going to New York in style


TAGS: hybrids suck tree huggers
Rating: 3.59/5

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Bah - November 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Mike is my hero. Making the world a better place, one rage-filled whining hippy at a time!
MO - September 26, 2009, 10:20 pm
Dude I'm a one ho MO!!! NIK is my....wait that didn't come out right....
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
Yeah you guys could be brothers, or lovers ... me and Christine won't judge you for that.
MO - September 26, 2009, 10:09 pm
Just had to comment on this since it actually sounds just like my day.
MO - September 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
Me and MIKE got alot in common! Today the pig and I ripped through NYC. Hit Times Square, Chelsea Piers, Central Park and dinner at the Hard Rock. I blew by prolly 20 hybrids in my F-150 and used up my quota of gas for the week and theirs to!!
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
Wow, pissing off a complete stranger over the internet ... Mike makes it look so easy.
Lulz - September 26, 2009, 10:02 pm
Hope Mike gets anally raped by 3 black men and a horse.
Luke - September 18, 2009, 3:11 am
dontevenreply.com
CANADA - July 15, 2009, 12:56 pm
the vehicle vs. dick size is bullshit. a myth made up by hybrid driving panzys and the jelouse
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
Poor Mike. If his penis was any smaller, he'd have an "inny". (And please don't no one tell my wife I'm stealing her material. She wants to be able to use all this stuff on her next husband as well. And I hope he's named Mike.)
Nik - July 13, 2009, 10:06 pm
Yeah, I've seen something like that too. I live in a BIG tourist town.
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 10:01 pm
I grew up in a tourist town and had a tshirt with that tourist season bit on it.
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:53 pm
Who you calling a timmy?
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:49 pm
EWWWW!!!! TMI.
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:40 pm
Quack, quack bang!!! Scrubbed a little too hard...and fast.
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:36 pm
Oh...I am ALL aboot shooting tourists!!!
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:35 pm
Now that is ROFLMAO material!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 9:34 pm
Actually it's tourist season.... so why can't I shoot them?
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:34 pm
Besides, you don't hunt ducks, you scrub them.
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
WABBIT SEASON!!!
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:32 pm
Duck season!
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:32 pm
Well it's wabbit season isn't it?
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:28 pm
Funny girl! What's mike hunt?
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:24 pm
Oh...Mike hunts alright.
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:20 pm
I like Mike! Does he hunt?
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 9:11 pm
Food not fun!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2009, 9:04 pm
At least I don't run over bunnies for fun.
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Mike sounds a lot like mooooooooooo to me!


HAN SOLO - Wants hugs. And all of your money.




HEY BUDDY - Need a hug?


TAGS: hug
Rating: 2.69/5

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MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs




OBAMA SUPPORTERS - 69,456,897 Votes... They all couldn't come from Limousine Liberals.


TAGS: obama barack barak democrat republican mug shot thugs criminal
Rating: 2.57/5

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MikeJohnDoe - January 7, 2011, 11:27 am
Some of them came right before these people took their mug shots


CLEAN AIR -


TAGS: air treehugger truck redneck
Rating: 2.51/5

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De de de - August 10, 2009, 11:02 am
Toyota should have stuck to making ugly cars. Instead they decided to make ugly trucks.
Tinkerman - July 7, 2008, 2:19 pm
Did anybody notice that truck is built by the same company as the Prius?


EPIC BURGER - Why haven't I seen this yet at McDonald's?


TAGS: hamburger mcdonalds epic burger huge
Rating: 2.22/5

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BuzzBomb - August 14, 2008, 5:17 pm
Unfortunatly, YES!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 12:23 pm
This In-N-Out? It is on the west coast, n'est pas?
BuzzBomb - August 14, 2008, 11:57 am
Ooops. "uncut croutons." Thank you In-N-Out Salad!
BuzzBomb - August 14, 2008, 11:56 am
It's actually healtier than one might think. It is, in fact, one large salad. Burgers and cheese come from cows. Cows eat vegetables. This means cows are walking salad bars. Therefore Epic Cheeseburger is actually Epic Salad. The buns are just uncut c
Narutarded - August 14, 2008, 11:13 am
In-'n-Out is the ONLY burger joint worth MotiFaking.
RnR - August 14, 2008, 9:31 am
It's actually health food!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 8:59 am
It's practically a salad!
pro - August 14, 2008, 5:41 am
It has lettuce and tomato so it must be healthy!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 2:15 am
Because there isn't enough bacon and mayo on it.


HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?




respect -


TAGS: ferguson thug
Rating: 4.56/5

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mizzdizz - November 28, 2014, 11:14 am
When ever I see the saggy-baggies, I keep hoping gravity will kick in! LOL!


HEADLINES - You can fit like 5,6 people on that thing.




CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG - Because you don't want anyone to feel your sinful, but still accidental, hard-on for Jesus.


TAGS: christian side hug
Rating: 3.44/5

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PhxDebbie - June 15, 2010, 8:53 am
That's hilarious 5L


HUGS - There are moments in your life when you really miss someone you want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real Hope you dream of that someone


TAGS: hugs
Rating: 3.43/5

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chriZzZzable - March 13, 2011, 2:19 pm
True Love


THEY SAY MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE - But it's kept Hugh hip deep in hotties for 56 years.




FREE HUGS - Sometimes, you just have to pass up a bargain




PARAPHRASING - "Carry on with your protest, we'll stay out of the way if you don't hurt us"




POSERS - No matter what you do, You're still driving a foreign truck.




CANADIAN BORDER PATROL - Beating up innocent people since 9/11.


TAGS: tsa asshole innocent victim thugs
Rating: 1.88/5

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spanko1 - October 4, 2011, 10:46 am
Yes Port Huron is in Michigan
CANADA - April 18, 2010, 8:33 pm
If im not mistaken, those are american flags on the shoulders of them


FREE HUGS -


TAGS: cactus hugs any takers pzy
Rating: 4.76/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2011, 7:15 pm
Ahhhh yessss... Home sweet home. 5 prickly pears.


THERES ALWAYS ONE -


TAGS: thats a huge itch scratch
Rating: 4.75/5

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CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 4:36 pm
I dont think that dude has kids... he ate them
Bovee - April 14, 2011, 1:13 pm
Living out his childhood dreams against his children.
ultimaterorschach - April 14, 2011, 12:46 pm
That dude is pathetic...


SORRY GUYS - The old goat is still alive.




LOVE -




EYE CANDY - for the ladies.......mmmmmmm


TAGS: ladies eye candy hugh jackman sexy man
Rating: 2.66/5

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Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:27 am
Om nom nom nom


I AM GOING TO SUNBATH NOW... - You care to join me???


TAGS: sunbath huge tits
Rating: 2.26/5

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LogicDude - September 2, 2009, 2:40 pm
Darn! Darn! Darn! Darn! Darn! Darn!
Reality Lord - September 2, 2009, 1:50 pm

MO is right. i couldn't figure out who she reminded me of and he's got it....the granpa from the munsters. as for knowitall, really i don't think he meant anything mean to ronsart in his comment. personally i don't get it but i also don't get the attack
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 6:35 pm
I concur.....All over Knowitall's Mom.
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2009, 6:14 pm
Knowitall make some posters before you rag on a Moti-Master like Ron. He has done more for this site than any other! (save mr Motifake of course). Your drive by timmy comments are pointless and asinine and your mom's a lousy Lay.
knowitall - August 17, 2009, 5:08 pm
it's ronsart after "the surgery"
MO - August 16, 2009, 5:45 pm
Throw an A in after the sure. And Make it an EH if you're that way!! Naw't I mean?
MO - August 16, 2009, 5:43 pm
FFS! WTF is that? What was the name of the vampire grandpa on the munsters? 'Cause I'm purdy sure that's him with the tux and cape off...someone want to "drive a steak" in that for me? How'z aboot a harpoon? And just to make sure little side of fire.....


WIDE DOG - Looks Like He Ate Long Cat




HUMPS - Like Hugs, But Far More Relevant To The Picture


TAGS: hugs humps supersmash
Rating: 1.79/5


TOUGH CREWS - Everyone has one.


TAGS: hugh man final fantasy versus 13
Rating: 1.63/5


THOSE HIDDEN FOLDERS -




REMINISCING -




PLAYFUL BANTER -


TAGS: bans hugs chill out with your mom lol
Rating: 4.53/5

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Untamedfifty - September 1, 2010, 6:38 am
i railed your grandmother last night and she couldn't feel a thing....god i love roofies....lol
Bartimaeus - September 1, 2010, 1:42 am
This is quite honestly one of the truest posters I've ever read. Also, I intend to set fire to each and every one of your homes and bang your respective wives/girlfriends/mothers....lol.
5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 1:31 am
1L....lol (really a five in case someone gets confused and bans me)
pzykosiz - September 1, 2010, 1:28 am
i'm gonna punch you out and shit in your mouth..........lol 5L's


HUGH HEFNER - Whether God sends him to Heaven or Hell, he'll still enjoy himself either way


TAGS: playboy hot hugh hefner heaven hell girl blonde
Rating: 3.14/5

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Me_ - January 12, 2010, 12:18 pm
Right after his death his memoirs are going to come out and all of us are going to lose a hero. He was gay the whole time.


PEEPING TOMS -




MA'AM... THE STORE IS GOING TO.... - Ma'am, the store is going to close in five mins. You need to get your Clothing back on. ma'am... ma'am


TAGS: clothing woman huge tits
Rating: 2.9/5

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CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
he also mails himself christmas cards to cover his loneliness
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 4:16 pm
Magnificent. Are you addressing your own poster in the 3rd person, Woody,....., Woodywood03a, Wood?
Wood - September 13, 2009, 2:49 pm
Now, thats funny!!!! also, a bit sexy. Oh yeah, her name is Angel DeMoni


TREEHUGER - When your so alone and no one loves you


TAGS: treehuger haloween
Rating: 2.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:02 am
G'night Mo....don't let the pedos bite..
MO - May 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
ROR!!!! Jebus!! On that note I'm out to. Court.....that's flippin great.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It's 11pm....you got court in the morning?
CpnKangaroo - May 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
and g'night
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
LMAO....G'day mate.
CpnKangaroo - May 22, 2010, 11:53 pm
as is the way it should be. and FYI, just cuz a kangaroo has consensual sex w/ another kangaroo does not make it beastiality, it mkaes it preserving a species thank you very much
MO - May 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
Kanaroo get a 5 up in here? Hell yuh! 5 g's niers!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 11:50 pm
And you get full marks for bestiality......All in good fun.
CpnKangaroo - May 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
you get full marks for cleverness
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 11:10 pm
the "g" is silent Kanaroo.
CpnKangaroo - May 22, 2010, 11:07 pm
missing "g" there buddy


SURPRISE - buttsecks!!!


TAGS: hugh laurie buttsecks surprise bertie wooster house jeeves stephen fry
Rating: 2.43/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Fry and Laurie for the win! Sorry about your career Steven.
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 11:49 pm
Wooster!
Grit - July 21, 2009, 11:48 pm
Oh no you DIDN'T!! Not to Jeeves and Worcester!


THUGS - Just because you listen to rap It doesn't make you a badass Just a douche




Third wish -


TAGS: huge orange head
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 1, 2015, 12:01 pm
exactly
concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:43 am
What
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 3:13 pm
Em, there is no rhyme nor reason, thus my disclaimer….I still get a kick out of it, however…strikes my funny bone somehow, ya big ol’ orange head, you.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 2:54 pm

Hmmm...I figured you'd ask for a twelve-inch pianist....
chickenlittle - January 5, 2014, 2:46 pm
Freakin funny! :D
EmilioDumphque - January 5, 2014, 2:40 pm
???
Greeny - January 5, 2014, 11:24 am
LOL


Tact -




melancholy -




RUNAWAY NO MORE -




BIANCA STEWART -


TAGS: swim hug drown
Rating: 4.5/5

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REMORSE -


TAGS: hug guilt
Rating: 4.5/5

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The Doctor is in -


TAGS: hugh laurie doctor house blues
Rating: 4.5/5

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Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:30 am
...an acquired taste, to be sure. But then again, so is Guinness.
Brawler - January 13, 2014, 12:13 pm
That he is. Maybe no BB King, but he definately has talent..
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 9:03 pm
Had a chance to hear him and he's actually pretty good!
MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 3:44 pm
With that crass British Accent of his.


SOME PEOPLE... - Can make even the very best things seem creepy.




EVEN IF -




A HUGE RACK - A huge beautiful rack can make a man speachless. Mounting and stuffing a huge beautiful rack give you bragging rights forever.


TAGS: huge rack
Rating: 3.87/5

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CANADA - January 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
LOL! well done!


LOOKEE WHAT I FOUND MOM! - Can we keep him? Pleeeeeease!


TAGS: snakes pets kids police florida huge
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 1:41 pm
That's what she said.
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 11:34 am
jesus, thats a big snake


KAMINA GLASSES - Add to anything and you have EPIC


TAGS: kamina hugh man
Rating: 2.7/5


BIGGEST FINEST REVOLVER - When "injuring" a thief is not an option.


TAGS: revolver gun huge big
Rating: 2.64/5

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Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:58 pm
lolanoob they have a nerf gun with a 4X optical scope
Iolanoob - July 24, 2009, 1:30 am
Iola... its fucking america. They'll put a sniper scope on a fucking nerf foam gun if they can.
Jmac0585 - June 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
Who wants to injure a thief? Oh yeah, libs.
lola - May 31, 2009, 2:30 pm
a scope on a protection weapon is stupid. look up the definition of "ranged weapon"


JOY - Staring At An Island For 108 Days... And Finally Doing A Cannonball.




BASEBALL -


TAGS: baseball michael jordan sucked huge strike zone well there s always basketball that consolation prize
Rating: 2.38/5

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Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 11:16 pm
As states go, it's pretty sizable. I thought comparing a man to a landmass was the height of hyperbole. (pun not intended.)
DreMagnum - October 25, 2009, 9:44 pm
is Nevada really big or something?


RELIANCE - Fat Guy's Always Pull Through




OBLIVIOUS TO EVIL - Obama is


TAGS: deicide barack obama hugo chavez book
Rating: 2.14/5

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jamesisasecretagent - October 22, 2009, 11:51 am
its funny as hell, you a holes, go die in a corner sean
TheSarge - June 22, 2009, 10:26 am
Secret Service epic fail.
VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 2:26 am
Don't act childish. And besides I want to keep comments about the poster. I already know you disagree with it so that's enough.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 1:31 am
Sorry man. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Sometimes I forget just how young some people are who attend this site.
VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 1:30 am
No Sean. It's the title as well. And 5 words doesn't count as a sermon. As WTFO said, it's not meant to be funny - demotivational, like these posters' original purpose. Don't get all pissy about it.
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:20 am
typo: please omit "glad to see" I changed directions mid sentence.
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:19 am
What is the focus on "funny" posters only. Even without the words, the picture is demotivational to me. Sean, glad to see you really should watch Fox News. For the same reason I watch CNN as well as Fox. Get both sides and decide for yourself.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 12:29 am
Wow, you sorta remember the lyrics to a song. And you can sorta change them. I guess that makes it funny then? Continue your little sermon then. I'll go watch Fox "News".
VinceVicious - April 25, 2009, 11:44 pm
Hey Mr. Anal-yst it's a reference to a song. I wonder how many people have heard of it...
Sean - April 25, 2009, 11:37 pm
Unfunny picture. Unfunny text. No attempt at humor made. Go preach on a corner somewhere. Call it a Tea Party.


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